Punk's Dead You're Next

2006-05-22T22:06:00.000-07:00

Been distracted by beer... long weekends are hard when youre awesome. but a huge update is coming soon so check back in a day or two.

2006-05-18T13:30:00.000-07:00

Folk Implosion
One Part Lullaby

Folk implosion is probably best known for two things: being Lou Barlow(of Sebadoh fame)'s sideproject and for having a surprise top 40 hit with a song that appeared on the Kids soundtrack. What most of you probably dont know (or have forgotten) is that they did an awesome remix of a Serge Gainsbourgh song. If you dont know how rad that guy is, hes got a song that translates to "Requiem for a Cunt" and hes the dirtiest frenchman to ever score more gash than he can handle. If that alone doesnt make you want to find out more about him then you have no business here.

Download Serge

2006-05-15T20:35:00.000-07:00

She Wants Revenge

I very much wanted to hate this. And it was so fucking easy!

Dont Download She Sells Revenge

2006-05-14T16:29:00.000-07:00

Low Flying Owls
Elixir Vitae

Im putting this up here for two reasons. 1) This album is fucking great 2) I want to know what happened to these guys. so if anyone out there could tell me thatd be cool.

This is a great record with a good mix of dream pop and psych rock. This album was critically acclaimed when it came out but still never seemed to gain widespread popularity and now they seem to have disappeared. If you like bands like the warlocks, moccassin, black angels etc you'll dig this.
I picked 2 tracks at random.
Download Swinging Sam
Download Beaches of Tomorrow

2006-05-14T16:24:00.000-07:00

Panic! at the disco
A Fever you Cant Sweat Out

Lame kids with bad hair who grew up on pop punk and emo are now invading the dance punk scene. They can have it. i mean.. They!Can Have It. yawn
Why do all these kids have the same singing voice? Every band from this "scene" does this lame singing voice, fucking stop it.

Dont Download Time To Dance

2006-05-14T16:19:00.000-07:00

Danielson
Ships

youre annoying son. get off my stereo. delete.

Dont Download Cast It At The Setting Sail

2006-05-14T16:08:00.000-07:00

Gun Club
Death Party Ep

Not much to say about these guys that hasnt already been said. If you dont know who these guys are you need to find out.Heres a few tracks to get you on your way. I chose stuff off the Death Party Ep but you should get Fire of Love as well. Lose your mind like an Oprah audience.
Download The Light Of The World

Download The Lie

2006-05-14T15:50:00.000-07:00

50 Cent
The Massacre

Fuck fifty cent. I know im a bit late with this but Im sick of everyone acting like this guy is worthwhile in any way, shape or form. Im sick of shitty publications like pitchfork giving this shit good reviews to boost their image of having broad musical tastes. fuuu uuck that and fuck this one trick pony. Yeah i said it. fuck it im canadian. pretty sure my government is too afraid to let this guy in the country anyway.This is misogonist bullshit for idiots at its most boring. I dont care if this guy got shot nine times. Getting shot dont equal talent bro. and were they all to the face? Motherfucker is the Stephen Segal of commercial rap. blank face monotone motherfuck. Hes got the emotional range of terry shiavo. People have to stop giving this shit good reviews. People have to stop buying this shit. This is music made to keep kids stupid and stuck in the ghetto. "but but he escaped the life of a drug dealer to become a famous rap star!". So what? Record company sees fat fuck who got shot a lot as a marketable resource. Worked all the fat off him and sold him to idiots. yawn. Fact is thats just not a viable option for kids anyway. One in 10 million escape from becoming rap stars. good fucking odds. Fuck 50.
Dont Download In My Hood

2006-05-14T15:37:00.000-07:00

Black Angels
Passover

If youre sick of Pitchfork Bands and their special brand of nerd rock like i am this will be a breath of fresh air. And their self titled Ep pretty much has all the best songs from this cd on one disc! Score. Buy that one kiddies! Thats pretty much all the description you need. These guys are getting big so act like you know.
Download Manipulation

Download Black Grease

2006-05-14T15:33:00.000-07:00

Wolfmother

So this is australias next big thing? Well at least its not Little Birdie or Jet or overly screenprinted shirts. But something keeps bugging me about these guys.. no its not the afro....that "woman" track is pretty dope... i just cant seem to shake the feeling that im listening to Jack White sing shitty prog songs. Wait.. Im at the Apple Tree track now.. now theyre just being blatent. did they just say "fuck it. lets toss this one in and see if anyone notices." I mean its so out of place with the rest of the record. It sounds like a stripes b side. why the hell is this song here.
Dont Download Apple Tree

2006-05-12T19:04:00.000-07:00

The Outsiders
The Outsiders

The Outsiders, from Amsterdam, released this self titled album in 1967.Its pretty raw and some of the tracks are live. At times they sound kinda like a punked up Pretty Things. The first half is pretty forgettable but once you get to the track Filthy Rich things start to pick up. If you like 60's garage rock like the Seeds you'll probably dig this. check it out.

Download Filthy Rich

Download Wont You Listen